How to stop eating all your fruits and vegetables at once

Here’s how to avoid the dreaded fruit and vegetable recall: 1.

Don’t buy any fruits and veggies from Walmart or Kroger.

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Avoid the grocery store.

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Avoid all fruits and veg that are labeled as “fruit,” “coconut,” “fruit juice,” “vegetable juice,” or “plantain” instead of “fruit” or “cucumber.”

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Avoid fruit drinks with no nutrition facts.

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Limit your consumption of dairy.

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Keep your water clean and free of chlorine.

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Limit the amount of fruit you eat.

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Limit how much sugar you eat daily.

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Limit use of other processed foods.

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Limit salt intake.

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Limit alcohol intake.

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Avoid overindulging in sugar, sweets, and caffeine.

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Limit smoking.

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Limit sun exposure.

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Limit consumption of artificial sweeteners.

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Limit milk consumption.

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Limit eating of raw vegetables.

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Limit using food stamps and other welfare programs.

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Limit drinking alcohol.

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Limit contact lens use.

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Limit and monitor your cholesterol levels.

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Limit exercise.

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Limit shopping for new clothes, electronics, pets, or household items.

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Limit physical activity.

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Limit stress.

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Limit sugar intake.

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Limit certain medications.

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Limit other medical procedures.

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Limit any pets.

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Limit access to cell phones.

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Limit outdoor recreation.

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Limit travel outside of your home.

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Limit pets.